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"The Pain....."

"The Anger...."

"The Monstrous Headaches...."

"Spyro said these people would stop, but they don't, at night I usually have him message me when I'm tense like this..."

"I am talking about....... (Gulp) F-f-fantards, annoying, bratty people that make me sick! That picture was all a fake pic!
Me and Zhakrissol were making a silly random picture,
it was with fake blood and violence, yet it was supposed to make laughs!
Yet, A Lugia and some-fanboy that's like a Homeless Brittany Spears stalker, Devart should have banned them, yet that robot's too stupid to
do anything that smart, all it does is destroy deviations, like when I uploaded my own fan-made pic of my boyfriend Spyro
And that thing is worthless enough to destroy it for no reason, but enough with the idiotbot 2000. Let's get back to business."

Spyro walks in in wonder of what Cynder is typing. "Cynder?" He asked, "Is it those #!holes again?'
"Sadly yes" Cynder replied, "But after this is typed out and on DA, I can rest easy and well....."
Cynder then looks at Spyro Romantically. "You think we should do it?" Spyro blushed a lot and then said, "I-it's your choice...."

She then looked at her boyfriend at said, "Let's get it on when the guardians go to that party, I think we're old enough to have kids."
Spyro Smiled with a passionite blush and replied ok, but no more of this after this story of yours is sent ok?
Cynder just kissed him to accept what he said, she then continued:

"You Fantards must stop this at once!!!! Now!!!!!! Forever on!!!!"
"So help me.... I'll go Shining mistress on your @$$es, The Shining mistress is what I want to be, a Dragoness of justice and love,
of gentleness and heart, light, energy, Fire, and whatever's positive."

"The Point"

"YOU F$%%OTTS NEED REAL LIVES!!!! IF I HAVE ONE SO CAN YOU!!!! GET SOME EXERCISE FOR PETE'S SAKE!!!! ME AND MY BOYFRIEND SPYRO DO IT
TO KEEP OUR MINDS AND BODIES IN SHAPE! YOUR BRAINS HAVEN'T BEEN IN SHAPE AS FAR AS I CAN SEE!!! GET A F(!@$@#% LIFE!!!!!"


Signed, The Dragoness who's superior to you all,

Cynder Azure. (That isn't my last name, it's Spyro's, I want to have that as my last name. ^.=.^ )

Spyro looked at her story and smiled, "You did good Cynder, You'll get more fans this way"
Cynder replied: "pleeassee now can we have have sex?"
Spyro blushed, looked around, then said: "let's get back to our room, they already left."
Cynder smiled and said: "Sweeeeeet."



Teh End
This is mainly just a crackfic, this doesn't reflect my views on the Spyro fandom.

Made for :iconzhakrisstol: Since she's feeling frustrated about these losers stalking her art, I tried to make it sound like as realistic to what Cynder would say as possible.... And I thought maybe that female dragons must be horny-er than males, it just seemed like that in a movie I watched.

Made for :iconzhakrisstol:
Cynder: (C) Seirra Entertainment


Important Update: This story is supposed to be when Spyro and Cynder are teens around 16-19.
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:iconblitzthechao6:
BlitztheChao6 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
Cynder is a pile of black and red pixels, how is she supeirior to anyone when all you have to do is click delete?
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:iconultraloco:
Ultraloco Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
You do know this is just a silly fanfiction right? This is taking place if she were real, I wasn't intending realism.
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:iconblackdragondude:
blackdragondude Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Yeah the hell with them. They just care about ruining people's lives. Also Cynder went all badass on em' lol
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silver-wing-mk2 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
i like this fight
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:iconcaptainprower:
CaptainPrower Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
:iconfellaplz::iconplusplz::iconthepyroplz::iconequalsplz: The ultimate fantard repellent.
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:iconkaiser-assassin:
Kaiser-Assassin Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2009
Oh my god.... i thought they all ready did it long time ago! Cynder was really lucky...
This was awsome story..
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:iconjonas-sloth:
Jonas-Sloth Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2008
Lolz

I think this is something all Cynder fans should read! :XD:
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:iconbulletfodder80:
BulletFodder80 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2008
Bwahahaha! That just seemed hilarious for some reason! Thx for the laughs. :lmao:
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sparky221 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2008
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! now can have sex? OMG LOL AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH :XD:
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:iconmaccsonian:
maccsonian Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2008
Stupid fantards, to hell with 'em! :XD:
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