T.L.A.B.S. act 4

Act 4 of Thomas' lame and boring story:

It's morphin' time Charlie Brown!

The boat began to try to dodge the mines that were in the way, those French guys who made the sign were telling the truth in what was there, the boat swayed and lurched, Thomas was not having such a great time. "This is worse than that one Misty Island adventure!!!" Thomas yelled, the crew were doing all they can to keep the boat from sinking, it was raining hard, seagulls screamed, fire came from the explosions, Bill Gates was watching from a Cruise Liner and thunder Roared. "What the bl**dy h311 are we in this situation!?! The tank engine thought to himself. "This is even worse than watching fan videos on that video website Fatty shown me!!!" Somehow or other, the plane Sir Topham Hatt was riding was 50,000 feet in the air and he still heard Thomas call him Fatty, He opened up the window and shouted "I'm not a fatty!" as the plane flew by, Thomas had vaguely heard it. "What was that?"

The boat battled the mines for a while before the sky shown some small opening, the entire group of passengers thought this was the end for them, well, most of them, coming out from the sky was Harold the helicopter! He came to save Thomas with his driver and fireman! But T-Pain complained in his autotuned voice. "Hey! Why are we gonna be left here to die?" He asked sadly, "Well, it's because you're only here to keep this story random." Harold said as one of his pilots dropped some chains to put under Thomas and hook him up, once attached after a couple of minutes, Thomas was lifted up into the air and then flown off to safety, but the others were sad. "Nooooooooooo!!!" T-Pain sang as the steamboat was about to be surrounded by mines.

Ker-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Insert atomic explosion here.

Harold was somehow able to lift a 52 ton, 15 cwt steam tank locomotive with organic attachments on the boiler door 50,000 feet in the air which wouldn't make sense, anyhow, Thomas was looking at the clouds in the sky, very well amazed at the really not-so-great sights but he was impressed, The two suddenly spot a Wal-Mart on some clouds along with a floating house labeled "Lao Shi's home for imaginary friends" Harold was stumped at why there was a shopping center and a foster home for people who don't exist, Thomas went back and forth staring at the two places when he suddenly saw things he wouldn't usually see. "I see dead people, flying around like birds or aeroplanes..." "SHUT UP!" Harold shouted in Knuckles the Enchidna's voice. "It's just a bunch of..... Um....." What the two were staring at were Seedrian ghosts, people like Cosmo from Sonic X only they flew around like any other ghost. The engine and helicopter were amazed, as they went forth, they saw buildings in the sky, this must be a literal ghost town and was like if it were Heaven, The two pals decided just to go through the town and off to Hollywood, or at least New York if they didn't have the fuel.

Meanwhile in space, something really weird was about to go down...

To be continued.